Joke of the Week

Where do cows go when they go on a date?
To the mooooovies
—Kendra C.
Waynesboro
Want your joke to be our next Joke of the Week? Submit your funniest moo-ha-ha below! At the end of the school year, we’ll pick the ultimate winners and put their joke on milk cartons next fall.
Jokes
What do cows dream about?
MILK
Mar 22, 2017
What do you call a mean cow?
A Bull-y.
Mar 21, 2017
What's a snakes favorite dessert
I-ssss cream
Mar 21, 2017
What do cows eat for breakfast?
Moogurt
Mar 21, 2017
What was the pig called when he drove all over the road?!
A road hogger
Mar 21, 2017
What do you call a grumpy cow?
Moo-dy
Mar 21, 2017
What do you call a famous cow in a movie?
A moo-vie star
Mar 21, 2017
Which chickens tell the best jokes?
Comedi-hens
Mar 21, 2017
Where is a cows favorite place to stay at night?
A MOOTEL
Mar 21, 2017
What do you call a cow's mustache?
A moo-stache!
Feb 24, 2017
What do cows use as a currency
Moooney
Feb 23, 2017
What do you use to count cows?
A cow-culator
Feb 15, 2017
What did the cow say to the cat?
Moo-ow
Feb 15, 2017
How do cows decorate their birthday parties?
With bull-ons
Feb 11, 2017
Who do horses like to hang out with the most?
Their Neigh-bors.
Feb 11, 2017
Where does the cow go in space
The mooon
Feb 03, 2017
What does a cow say to another?
Mooooove over
Jan 13, 2017
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