Joke of the Week

What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It's pasture bedtime.
—Grace W.
Want your joke to be our next Joke of the Week? Submit your funniest moo-ha-ha below! At the end of the school year, we’ll pick the ultimate winners and put their joke on milk cartons next fall.
Which chickens tell the best jokes?
Dec 14, 2016
What do you call a pig who drives dangerously?
A road hog.
Dec 14, 2016
What was the goal of the duck detective?
To quack the case.
Dec 14, 2016
What do you call a cow who works for a landscaper?
A lawn moo-er.
Dec 14, 2016
Submit Your Joke!
Once submitted, all jokes are the property of Dean Foods Company and will not be returned.
By submitting a joke, you are giving Dean Foods Company permission to use your name (first name and initial of last name), age, city, and state on school milk cartons without any compensation.