Joke of the Week

What is a cow's favorite type of museum?
The field meusem!
—Isaac S.
Marshfield, Wisconsin
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Jokes
Why do humming birds hum?
Because they don't know the words!!
Sep 19, 2017
What's black and white and red all over?
A cow painting a barn
Sep 19, 2017
When exercising, what do Cows chant to stay motivated?
Moo-ve it!
Sep 18, 2017
Why did the cow steer clear of the farmer?
He had some beef with him
Sep 18, 2017
What did the mom cow say to the baby
Its pasture bedtime
Sep 18, 2017
What does a cow have when it has a cold?
MOOO-cus
Sep 17, 2017
Where do cows go for vacation?
Cowlifornia!
Sep 17, 2017
What country do cows love to go to on vacation?
Moo Zealand!
Sep 17, 2017
What do cows get when they feel sick?
Hay fever
Sep 17, 2017
Where do intellectual cows go in their free time?
MOOOO-seums!
Sep 10, 2017
What do you call a cow that tells the truth?
Tru-moo
Sep 09, 2017
Where does the cow go for vacation?
Cowlifornia!
Sep 04, 2017
what is a sheep's favorite board game?
baaackgammon
Aug 21, 2017
what kind of car does a cow drive?
a cowdillac!
Aug 21, 2017
What is a chicken's favorite subject in school?
Eggonomics!
Aug 19, 2017
Knock, knock! Who's there? Moo. Moo who?
Mooove over, your stepping on my food
Aug 04, 2017
What did the potato say when the cow got a new sweater?
Nice spuds!
Aug 03, 2017
Why did the cow pack his bags?
Because it was time to MOOve
Aug 03, 2017
Why did the scarecrow get a raise?
He was outstanding in his field.
Aug 03, 2017
What is a cow's favorite ice cream flavor?
Moo-kie Dough.
Aug 01, 2017
What is a cow's favorite candy bar?
A "Milky" Way
Jul 27, 2017
What did the cow say to the surfer?
Cowabunga!
Jul 27, 2017
What is every cows favorite desert?
Chocolate mooooose
Jul 27, 2017
What do cows say when they dance?
Time to get your moooooooooooove on.
Jul 26, 2017
In what does an elephant pack his things?
His trunk!
Jul 21, 2017
How do cows like to get around?
On mootorcylces!
Jul 17, 2017
Why did the Moose say to the other Moose??
Have a moosetackler day!!
Jul 17, 2017
What do you call a herd of cats?
CAT-tle
Jul 16, 2017
What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?
A Moo-sician!
Jul 06, 2017
Why was the cow so scared?
Because he was a cow-ard!
Jul 04, 2017
What is a cow's favorite fruit?
WaterMOOlon
Jul 03, 2017
how do cows dance?
GRAZEfully
Jul 03, 2017
What car does a lamb ride
A lamb-borghini
Jun 30, 2017
What do cows like to eat in a camping trip?
S'moo-res
Jun 29, 2017
What's a cows favorite super hero?
Super moo
Jun 24, 2017
What is a cows favorite condiment?
Moo-stard
Jun 23, 2017
How do cows do math?
With a cow-culator!
Jun 05, 2017
What did the cow wear on the moon
Mooooon shoes
Jun 05, 2017
What do cows always get at a cafe?
A moocha latte!
Jun 05, 2017
What did the cow see in the telescope?
The moooo-n!
Jun 05, 2017
What do you call a cow that misbehaves?
A trouble mooker
Jun 05, 2017
What does a cow see on Broadway?
A Mooo-sical
Jun 05, 2017
Why was the cow so scared?
Because he was a cow-ard!
Jun 01, 2017
What's a cow's favorite sport?
Swoooming
Jun 01, 2017
What instrument does a cow play
A harmoooonica
Jun 01, 2017
what is a duck's favorite food?
graham quackers!
Jun 01, 2017
Where do cows go when they are sick?
To the farm-acy!!
May 31, 2017
Udderly Hilarious Jokes _____________________ What do cows love to read?
Moospapers.
May 30, 2017
How does a cow take care of his grass?
With a lawn mooooooower!
May 30, 2017
What did the cow say when the chicken knocked on the barn door?
Hooves there?!
May 26, 2017
Whats a cows favorite app?
Moosically
May 26, 2017
How does a cow eat grass?
With a lawn moo-er
May 26, 2017
What do cows put in their coffee?
Calf-eine
May 25, 2017
What's the cows favorite dance move?
The MilkShake!
May 25, 2017
Why did the cow go to the gym?
To get mooscular.
May 10, 2017
What is a cows favorite movie?
The Sound Of Moosic
May 10, 2017
What's a cow favorite soda?
Mountain Moo
May 09, 2017
What did the cows come on to get to America ?
The Moo-flower
May 09, 2017
What do you call a cow that lives underwater?
A Moo-maid!
May 08, 2017
What do you call an alligator with a vest on?
An investigator
May 08, 2017
What is a cows favorite song
I like to Mooooove it
May 05, 2017
What do cows like to drink?
Smoooothies
May 05, 2017
What is a cows favorite movie?
The Sound Of Moosic
Apr 14, 2017
what do you call a pig that plays basketball?
a ball hog!
Apr 14, 2017
Why was the frog late for work?
Because his car got toad!
Apr 14, 2017
What's a duck's favorite snack
Cheese and quackers
Apr 14, 2017
What do cows say when they're stuck in traffic?
MOOOOVE!
Apr 10, 2017
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side
Apr 10, 2017
Where do cows go to eat lunch?
The calf-ateria
Apr 10, 2017
What is a cow's favirotie movie?
The sound of moooosic!
Apr 10, 2017
What do cows drink?
Tru-moo
Apr 10, 2017
How did the cow blend in with it's surroundings?
Ca-moo-flage.
Apr 09, 2017
How do you count cows
With a cowculator
Apr 09, 2017
What do cows dream about?
MILK
Mar 22, 2017
What do you call a mean cow?
A Bull-y.
Mar 21, 2017
What's a snakes favorite dessert
I-ssss cream
Mar 21, 2017
What do cows eat for breakfast?
Moogurt
Mar 21, 2017
What was the pig called when he drove all over the road?!
A road hogger
Mar 21, 2017
What do you call a grumpy cow?
Moo-dy
Mar 21, 2017
What do you call a famous cow in a movie?
A moo-vie star
Mar 21, 2017
Which chickens tell the best jokes?
Comedi-hens
Mar 21, 2017
Where is a cows favorite place to stay at night?
A MOOTEL
Mar 21, 2017
What do you call a cow's mustache?
A moo-stache!
Feb 24, 2017
What do cows use as a currency
Moooney
Feb 23, 2017
What do you use to count cows?
A cow-culator
Feb 15, 2017
What did the cow say to the cat?
Moo-ow
Feb 15, 2017
How do cows decorate their birthday parties?
With bull-ons
Feb 11, 2017
Who do horses like to hang out with the most?
Their Neigh-bors.
Feb 11, 2017
Where does the cow go in space
The mooon
Feb 03, 2017
Where do cows go when they go on a date?
To the mooooovies
Jan 31, 2017
What does a cow say to another?
Mooooove over
Jan 13, 2017
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