Joke of the Week

Why was the frog late for work?
Because his car got toad!
—Harrison P.
Carrollton, Georgia
Want your joke to be our next Joke of the Week? Submit your funniest moo-ha-ha below! At the end of the school year, we’ll pick the ultimate winners and put their joke on milk cartons next fall.
What is a cows favorite movie?
The Sound Of Moosic
Apr 14, 2017
what do you call a pig that plays basketball?
a ball hog!
Apr 14, 2017
What's a duck's favorite snack
Cheese and quackers
Apr 14, 2017
What do cows say when they're stuck in traffic?
Apr 10, 2017
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side
Apr 10, 2017
Where do cows go to eat lunch?
The calf-ateria
Apr 10, 2017
What is a cow's favirotie movie?
The sound of moooosic!
Apr 10, 2017
What do cows drink?
Apr 10, 2017
How did the cow blend in with it's surroundings?
Apr 09, 2017
How do you count cows
With a cowculator
Apr 09, 2017
What do cows dream about?
Mar 22, 2017
What do you call a mean cow?
A Bull-y.
Mar 21, 2017
What's a snakes favorite dessert
I-ssss cream
Mar 21, 2017
What do cows eat for breakfast?
Mar 21, 2017
What was the pig called when he drove all over the road?!
A road hogger
Mar 21, 2017
What do you call a grumpy cow?
Mar 21, 2017
What do you call a famous cow in a movie?
A moo-vie star
Mar 21, 2017
Which chickens tell the best jokes?
Mar 21, 2017
Where is a cows favorite place to stay at night?
Mar 21, 2017
What do you call a cow's mustache?
A moo-stache!
Feb 24, 2017
What do cows use as a currency
Feb 23, 2017
What do you use to count cows?
A cow-culator
Feb 15, 2017
What did the cow say to the cat?
Feb 15, 2017
How do cows decorate their birthday parties?
With bull-ons
Feb 11, 2017
Who do horses like to hang out with the most?
Their Neigh-bors.
Feb 11, 2017
Where does the cow go in space
The mooon
Feb 03, 2017
Where do cows go when they go on a date?
To the mooooovies
Jan 31, 2017
What does a cow say to another?
Mooooove over
Jan 13, 2017
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